Hello blog world.

Granted, this isn't my first time around the ole blog block. 

I think it's time to settle down and get on doing what people who have the need to let other people they've never met face to face before, in on what's going on in my world. Honestly, that isn't nearly as bad as it sounds.

How about a little about me, just to keep things casual without that awkward pause of silence that bad first impressions make, yes? My name is Kim, and I am going to be 36 years old the 9th of September. Thirty six years old. Man. It feels like yesterday that I was just turning eleven and was looking forward to my Thundercat action figure that I just knew I was going to get for my birthday. I wasn't disappointed that year. Wow. Why does thirty seven sound younger than thirty six? Maybe because it's a whole year away. Let's put that behind me, Lord knows there's enough behind me to hide a small country.

I'm a big girl with an even bigger heart. I have room for many people in there, but it gets hurt really easily. So, if you make your way in, and there's a good chance you just might, please don't hurt it. It's very tender. I am a Christian, and I take refuge in the Lord. Why do people have such a hard time when people admit their faith? I guess there's some crazy Christian's out there. I'm crazy, but in the fun way, not the scary way. I'm the kind of fun crazy that when people walk by my car in a parking lot, I'll click the little button and beep the horn. Man, it's fun to watch them jump!

I mentioned that I was a big girl. To look at me, you'd think, "Dayum." But actually, I'm not really fat, I just bend light differently from everyone else. I can't help that. Don't worry about what you see on the outside. On the inside, I'm a size five.

I work with horses and have the ability to make a twelve hundred pound animal mind. Sometimes I even get to ride, but only when I get the courage up. (My old mare, God bless her, decided to grate my Grandparents driveway with my elbows soon after I got her. Did a pretty darn good job, but she didn't split the commission with me, the cheapskate) So, I'm looking for a good steady eddy to have to ride. That old mare is thirty and she won't be with me forever. Expect to hear a lot about my horses and the crazy things my animals do. I think they took out a life insurance policy on me as well as a pool. I don't like the way they look at me.

Welp, that was long and rambling, but the good thing is, when you meet me, you'll at least be warned that I can be long and rambly when in conversation. I also have the attention span of mustard, but that's not so bad, right? I don't think I like this font, maybe it should be bold. I need to see how this is going to look on the layout. Thank God for the preview button!